Ayeeee Lmao

Let me tell you something. There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin.

spoken-not-written:

WAKE UP AMERICA.

THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’

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THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES

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YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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troyesivan:

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS

(via tvvisty)

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8 hours ago

thatfunnyblog:

why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard

(Source: jacobpittslovelyface, via whos-there-doctor-doctorwho)

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8 hours ago

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via whos-there-doctor-doctorwho)

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8 hours ago
Sammy:d-d-d
John:ah he is going to say dad!
Sammy:d-d-d-dean
John:
Dean:um
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8 hours ago

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via bertsbff)

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8 hours ago

chandler-dances-on-things:

Chandler dances on freshly baked cookies

(via macloverr--)

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8 hours ago

misha-smiles:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

weirdo-dragon-girl:

captainoftheavengers:

Fuck

I dropped my phone when I realized what I was looking at.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

(via whos-there-doctor-doctorwho)

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8 hours ago

foreverpheebs:

Happy 45th Birthday, Matthew Perry! (August, the 19th)

(via macloverr--)

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8 hours ago
amoying:

Lana looks so different

amoying:

Lana looks so different

(Source: amoying, via lilykinzzz)

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